Importing, One by One

How the Internet lied to me and said I could import my blog to Substack

It’s May 1, my birthday, and I’m rolling my eyes at this at 12:20 AM U.S. CST.

I told hundreds of people I’d have my old blog live on here and Substack laughed in my face. With each attempted upload, it would be rejected.

Instead, I’ll have to cut and paste all my stuff from Tumblr, one by one. Ain’t this ‘bout some [REDACTED]?!?!?!

Well. I’m getting on it. The game plan remains the same. Just sucks to look like a liar right out of the gate.

Happy birthday to me, nonetheless lol